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Chilli Hot Stuff Cleaner: Yes, I Sent Judge Sexy Texts but Only Because I Was Trying to Trap Him

THE case of the immigration judge who had an affair with an illegal immigrant Brazilian cleaner he referred to as 'chilli hot stuff' was reignited last night by a series of bizarre new allegations. Roselane Driza, 39, accused Judge Mohammed Ilyas Khan of turning up at her house on several occasions after she was cleared of blackmail last year. 'On one occasion he was wearing a long-haired wig,' she claimed.

Tosh Is Getting Sick of Always Being a Gallant Hampden Loser

GUTTED Steve Tosh insisted he has played the role of proud loser too many times, after taking part in another heroic Scottish Cup failure. The 35-year-old midfielder was a goalscoring standout as battling Queen of the South lost 3-2 to Rangers at Hampden yesterday, his second Cup Final appearance in two years.

Burley Shrugs Off Loss of Key Men for Prague Trip

ALAN HUTTON may be the latest big name to have pulled out of Scotlands friendly against the Czech Republic but George Burley insists the Prague contest will be vital to his World Cup plans. The Spurs defender took injections for a toe injury towards the end of his Premiership campaign and has joined Barry Ferguson and James McFadden on the sidelines.

Reality Czech Forbruckner As Injuryforces Style Switch

THE merits of defensive football has been a dominant debate this season as Rangers rode that route via the Champions League and on to a UEFA Cup Final, causing some upset from Barcelona to Bremen and Lisbon to Florence. Heaven forbid, then, that the most thrilling team to watch at the last European Championship might be forced to follow the trend into retreat that is so favoured by other nations.

At Long Last... ; After a Series of False Starts, Morrison's Wait to Don the Dark Blue Shirt Is Almost Over

JAMES MORRISON has tried to become a Scottish footballer for almost a year now, since Alex McLeish launched a bid with FIFA to clear the former England youth cap to represent his grandfathers country. A series of setbacks meant, however, that the closest he has come to feeling like a Scot has been as a team-mate of Craig Beattie in the England v Foreigners five-a-side match in training at West Bromwich Albion. In the AXA Arena in Prague on Friday night, his wait finally ends.

Manchester Debacle Could End Auld Enemy Revival, Warns Smith

GORDON SMITH has admitted that the violence which marred Rangers UEFA Cup Final visit to Manchester could wreck his dreams of reviving the Scotland v England fixture. The two nations were due to face each other at Wembley this week until Scotland coach George Burley pulled the plug after learning that he would be denied the services of players from Rangers and Celtic. SFA chief executive Smith admits that cancellation can now be viewed with relief after the events on the night of May 14, when...

Strain Game ; Football Across Europe Provided No Shortage of Drama in the Last Nine Months, but the Sheer Intensity of It All has Taken Its Tollon Some

SO THE Champions League Final in Moscow ended as an epic human and sporting drama which turned on errors, tiredness and high- profile failures. Advertisers paid fortunes, hundreds of millions watched on their televisions and a Russian billionaire ended potless. Even if you had scripted it, that mad Moscow evening could hardly have been a better microcosm of what has been a long, emotional, tiring and error-strewn season in Europe. John Terry and Nicolas Anelka are not its only victims.

Keep Your Niblick Covered, Andrew ; Black Dog

WALL-TO-WALL CCTVs and machine gun-wielding cops have not left Westminster immune from the crime epidemic sweeping the country. David Camerons Commons aide, Tory MP Andrew Mackay, was left feeling below par after his golf clubs including a putter he was given as a schoolboy were stolen from an open-top BMW coupe in a Commons car park. It would have helped if he hadnt left the roof down.

It's All in Her Mind ; Book of Theweekid: The Quest for Identity in the 21st Century by Susan Greenfieldsceptre [Pounds]16.99 [Pounds]15.30 Inc P&P (0845 606 4213)

The brain is both everything and nothing. From one perspective, it contains the entire universe, or at least our perception of it. From another, it is just a piece of meat. It seems obligatory for books by experts on the brain to kick off with a description of what it is like to hold one in your hands. If you are at all squeamish, as they used to say on television, then please look away now.

I Can't Believe I Won't Feel His Skin Any More ; Last Week Hollywood Star Natascha Mcelhones Surgeon Husband Died Suddenly of a Heart Attack. In the Darkness of Night, and in Grief, She Poured Out This Raw Emotional Tribute to the Love of Her Life. There Could Be No More Powerful Portrait of a Most Extraordinary and Beautiful Man

PROFESSIONALLY, he transformed lives. Personally, his impact on those he loved was no less seismic. But four days ago, Martin Kelly, one of Britains most celebrated cosmetic surgeons, died. Without warning, Martin, an apparently fit and healthy 42-year-old, collapsed in the doorway of his London home. He died of a heart condition. Martins work brought him a host of celebrity clients and he delighted in the precision of his work. But his true passion was for his NHS patients and the Third Worl...

British Diver and Girlfriend Saved After 19 Hours in Shark-Infested Sea

A BRITISH diver was recovering last night after spending 19 hours adrift in shark-infested waters near Australias Great Barrier Reef. Dick Neely, 38, and his American girlfriend Alison Dalton, 40, drifted nine miles in strong currents before they were picked up by a helicopter early yesterday.

Blair Tookout [Pounds]300,000 On Mortgage Housethat Was Worth Just [Pounds]150,000

TONY BLAIR took out a mortgage of almost [pounds]300,000 on his constituency house double its estimated value to help fund his growing property empire. The unusually generous arrange-ment, revealed in a breakdown of MPs expenses, was last night condemned by critics who said it highlighted how politicians could use their taxpayer-funded second homes as cash machines.

Cold Shoulder for Ramsay As He Splitswith Most Loyal Lieutenant

GORDON RAMSAY has split from the chef who played a key role in the creation of his restaurant empire. Marcus Wareing has worked with Ramsay since 1993 and is currently head chef at his acclaimed Petrus restaurant at the Berkeley Hotel in Knightsbridge, West London.

Boy,14, Suffers Spinal Injuries Tombstoning

A 14-YEAR-OLD boy was in hospital last night with suspected spinal injuries after falling on to rocks while tombstoning. The teenager, who has not been named, also suffered a broken wrist and cuts from the stunt which involves jumping into water from a great height in the Fishers Nose area of Plymouth.

Feared Somali Police Chief Packed Peas Fortesco

THE man in charge of one of Africas most feared secret police services worked in Britain for Tesco until 18 months ago. Mohamed Warsame Nur Darwiish, who has been accused of war crimes in conflict-ravaged Somalia, drove trucks and packed peas at the supermarket giants depot near Daventry, Northamptonshire, until late 2006.

Black Dog in Holyrood ; Two Davids Play Blankety-Blank

AS the sole surviving Tory MP in Scotland, David Mundell might have expected some word of encouragement from party leader David Cameron as he arrived to address the Scottish Conservative conference in Ayr. But just before last years conference, the Dumfriesshire, Clydesdale and Tweeddale MP rather blotted his copybook by making various scathing remarks about his Tory counterparts at Holyrood.

We Escaped As a Hail of Beer Bottles Hit the Boat

SKIPPER Steve Johnson last night told of his dramatic escape as he stormed the French barricades and outran a French fishing vessel sent out to run down his catamaran. Mr Johnson, 43, was taking a group of ten divers from Yorkshire on a trip to the French coast on his 36ft ChannelDiver when he became trapped in Cherbourg.

Fury As Children's Tsar Says Tackling Knife Crime Could Antagonise Young

THE Government's 'Children's Tsar' has been criticised after claiming new measures to tackle knife crime could lead to the 'antagonism' of young people. Sir Al Aynsley-Green, Children's Commissioner for England, warned that increased police powers to indiscriminately stop and search youths may create hostility.

Harry Potter Actor, 18, Is Stabbed to Death in Row Over Mobile ; Young Wizard Robert Is 14th Teenage Victim of Knife and Gun Culture This Year

A TEENAGE actor in the new Harry Potter film was stabbed to death in the street early yesterday in a row over a mobile phone. Robert Knox, 18, who plays a trainee wizard in the movie, died trying to protect his 17-year-old brother Jamie from a frenzied knife attack outside a bar at around 1am.

The Cable, Weapon of War Since Napoleon

STRINGING a length of chain or sturdy rope across harbour entrances to deter invaders was common in the Napoleonic Wars. As the English and French fleets battled for supremacy in the murky waters of the English Channel, the French made sure their harbours were safe from attack.