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Satellite Films [Eire Region]

How To Marry A Millionaire (1953) U 4PM, SKY DRAMA Marilyn Monroe finds out if men make passes at girls who wear glasses when she and her pals set out to snag men - putting their assets to good use. Toy Story 2 (1999) U 6.20PM, SKY FAMILY The further adventures of Woody and his pals is as sublime as the first film, with plenty to delight - but with Pixar wielding the pen, that will come as no surprise.

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The Crazies (2010) 15 10.10PM, SKY PREMIERE A smart remake of zombie horror hero George A. Romero's cult classic, still relevant - always relevant - with biggerbudget chills replacing Romero's cheap schlock. Raging Bull (1980) 18 12.20AM, MODERN GREATS Martin Scorsese's drama, starring Robert De Niro as the boxer - real-life pugilist Jake LaMotta - who struggles to control his rage out of the ring.

Satellite, Digital and Cable Channels [Eire Region]

BEST DOCUMENTARY Reggae Britannia 9PM, BBC4 Filled with music that gets your foot tapping before you realise it, this new film about the import of reggae to Britain in the 1960s really takes off when you get to legend Bob Marley (left). KOOKY VAMPIRE DRAMA True Blood 10PM, FX The third series takes a break from blood letting for a comic episode that pauses on the realities of everyone's lives. Tonight, Jessica (Deborah Ann Woll, left) and Jason start work.

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Satellite Films [Eire Region]

Daybreakers (2008) 15 10PM, SKY PREMIERE The struggle between vampires and humans continues with this smart reboot of the genre, set in a near future where the human buffet is running dry - and time is running out. Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (2009) U 8PM, SKY FAMILY Sony's tasty foodie fantasy about a hapless inventor who's only trying to help, but ends up in a pickle - bad weather has never been so appetising...

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Satellite Films [Eire Region]

Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief (2010) PG 8PM, PREMIERE Chris Columbus knows his way round a kids movie, and this adaptation of Rick Riordan's novel will keep younger viewers entertained. Titan AE (2000) PG 6.20PM, SKY FAMILY The AE means After Earth in this space tale, aimed more at parents than their kids. In the voice department, Matt Damon heads up a cast of survivors out to save humankind.

Wish List ; Our Round-Up of the Week's Most Desirable Things - Now Go Out There and Get Them... [Eire Region]

LOVE THIS Toywatch out of your price range? Don't despair -- Oozoo's Timepieces are available in a riot of colours at a fraction of the price, EUR 60, from www.oozoowatches.com. USE THIS Kerstin Florian have revamped their Caviar range -- it now contains caffeine and co-enzyme A to moisturise, firm and regenerate, from EUR 48; order online from www.kerstinflorian.co.uk.

The Chaos Is Less -- So Why Do I Miss the Mess? ; Fiona Looney's Kitchen Sink Drama [Eire Region]

I've not invited anyone around to check, mind, but I can't help noticing that my house is getting tidier. Not so long ago, it was so disgracefully unkempt that when a friend popped round and asked if she could look at my wardrobes, I had to ask her to make an appointment. It then took me the guts of a week to excavate the upstairs of the house in preparation for her return visit. But little by little, things are falling into their right place. Now, if my wardrobe- loving friend wanted to chec...

Jonathan Cainer [Eire Region]

This week brings a conjunction of Venus and Pluto, which suggests that much intense passion is coming soon. The alignment takes place in the zodiac sign of Capricorn. Remember that recent news story about a 13th sign of the zodiac? There isn't one. Nor do the dates for each sign need to be changed. But it did highlight the need to explain that the zodiac signs are precise, exactly equal sectors of the sky. They are named after the famous constellations that we see in the sky. But they're in s...

Radio Week ; Tim Fanning Picks the Best of This Week's Radio [Eire Region]

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Movie Choice [Eire Region]

Troy (2004) 15 9PM, RTE TWO ****

Pick of the Day [Eire Region]

The 8th Irish Film And Television Awards 9.35PM, RTE ONE ****

Satellite, Digital and Cable Channels [Eire Region]

BEST DOCUMENTARY Fig Leaf: The Biggest Cover Up InHistory 9PM,BBC4 With a soundtrack like a Carry-On movie, this film explores the journey of the nude through art history. In classical Greece, statues represented an ideal - then Christianity came along, and the cover up began. NEW BRITISH THRILLER Mad Dogs 9PM, SKY1 Robust, sweary four- parter about a lads' reunion that goes horribly wrong. It's Sky's best-filmed drama yet - with an edge - boosted by sun-drenched locations and great casting.

Movie Choice [Eire Region]

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STAR RATINGS ***** Brilliant **** Very good *** Good ** Average * Rubbish Father Ray Comes Out 7.30PM, CH4 ****

Soap Watch ; Jaci Stephen's Ultimate Insight Into the Week's Soaps [Eire Region]

There may be a lot of bed-hopping, but soapland is still, for the most part, a deeply unromantic world in terms of relationships. With the exception of EastEnders' Kat and Alfie and Coronation Street's Roy and Hayley, no couple easily springs to mind as having a deep love. Phil may have gone down on one knee to Shirley this week, but it's barely five minutes since he was bedding Glenda; and Ian, for all his protestations of loving Jane, was also bedding Glenda (how does she keep her hair so n...

Friday ; Your Movie Planner [Eire Region]

Prince Valiant (1954) U 12.05PM, CH4 *** Despite the strange hair, Robert Wagner is convincing in the title role in Henry Hathaway's sword-and-sorcery epic, based on the American comic strip of Hal Foster. James Mason is the villainous Black Knight, who sets his sights first on King Arthur's throne, then on Valiant's.

Wednesday ; Your Movie Planner [Eire Region]

Day Of The Outlaw (1959) PG 12.20PM, CH4 Andre De Toth's visually striking Western is set, appropriately, in a town called Bitters - in winter's barren landscape. Robert Ryan is the ambiguous hero, choosing to redeem himself against a rabid pack led by Burl Ives. Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief (2010) PG 8PM, SKY PREM Ostensibly the set-up for a full-blown franchise based on the popular teen books, with Logan Lerman as the seemingly ordinary lad learning, to his surprise, that he's the ...