Summary
Dave glows for green Olympics ECO warrior David Cameron is to get rid of the Olympic flame to highlight the dangers of global warming if he is Prime Minister when the 2012 London Olympics take place.
He will replace the carbon-belching torch with a low-wattage lava lamp connected to the wind turbine on his Notting Hill home.*See the full content of this document
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Black Dog (April Fool)
*Source: David Cameron's ethnic and bio-fuel envoy Sheik U. Bin Ad.
A BITTER Peter Mandelson told a friend in Brussels why he suffered...See the full content of this document
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