Oh Dear, the Tories Now Face an Even Better Blair Imitator Than Cameron

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HUGE tankers full of fresh slime fanned out across the nation from Cameron headquarters this weekend. The new slime, specially developed in laboratories, is formulated to be used against the Liberal Democrat leader Nicholas Clegg. Mr Cameron and his aides are hoping that it will swamp Mr Clegg, though early experiments have not been encouraging.

Existing stocks of slime were effective only against Gordon Brown, who is now so covered in effluent and slurry that there is no point in tipping any more of it over his baffled, scowling head. Tory environmental experts were scratching their heads, wondering what to do with the surplus anti-Brown fluid. It cannot be poured down the drain. It is so virulent that it would poison the water table for years to come.

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Oh Dear, the Tories Now Face an Even Better Blair Imitator Than Cameron

A spokesman for the Tory Party (had he been honest) would have said: 'We have no positive virtues at all, and are indistinguishable from ...

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