I'm Not Fat, I'm Fit (Like an Eastern Bloc Olympian) ; a Wickedly Funny Take On Modern Ireland [Eire Region]

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It's that time of year again. Festivities are finished. We're over the hump of winter and into the pristine free run of a whole new year. And all you can think is, 'Bummer, I'm still fat' -- if you're me, that is.

Okay, I'm not fat, fat. I'm not one of those American monstrosities, those bedridden mountains of flab so incapacitated by the blubbery mass of themselves that they're good for nothing but a feature role in a Channel Four documentary.

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I'm Not Fat, I'm Fit (Like an Eastern Bloc Olympian) ; a Wickedly Funny Take On Modern Ireland [Eire Region]

I don't need a crane to get out of bed and a reinforced mobility chair to go down the shops to stock up on the crates of potato chips that are my staple diet. And I don't need a nosebag to eat those potato chips because obesity has inflated my fingers to s...

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