Married Life ; You Know When Your Husband Is Just Not That Into You When You Phone Him All Excited and, Not Only Is He Not Excited Back, He Couldnt Give Two Hoots

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I had to go to Pakistan for four days to cover the earthquake. I rang the husband to tell him and he said, in a stupid high voice, 'Ooh, hello, ponies,' meaning, I am so stupid I can only write about pets and Prada. I ignored him and, when I finally got there, sent him a text saying there had been another tremor in Islamabad, the capital where I was staying, and my hotel bed had danced across the room. And that the next day I was hitching a lift in a Chinook helicopter to visit the relief camps. I am not making that up. You see, sometimes I am quite interesting. Anyway, I phoned him the next day, full of my news.

Please bear in mind at this point that he is on holiday.

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Married Life ; You Know When Your Husband Is Just Not That Into You When You Phone Him All Excited and, Not Only Is He Not Excited Back, He Couldnt Give Two Hoots

'Hi,' he said in a weird voice, so I knew he was with somebody.

'Is this a bad time?' I said.

'No, ...

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