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Tabloid Tales BBC1, Wednesday ***** Black Books C4, Thursday ***** Wild West BBC1, Friday ***** Hardware ITV1, Sunday ***** Hustle BBC1, Tuesday ***** Footballers' This is showbusiness's best kept secret. Simon Cowell has a twin. It's not a twin you will ever have seen or even heard of, because only my mother and I know about him. You see, we are both in love with Pop Idol judge Simon. We both think he is the sexiest, wittiest, most gorgeous man who has ever lived and the only way we can feasibly both have him is for him to have a twin.
So that's what we did: invent one. Now, when one of us talks about My Simon, we can fob the other one off with the double, and although it's a consolation prize, it's better than nothing.See the full content of this document
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Mr Nasty's My Fantasy Lover
In reality, each of us has about as much chance of dating Simon Cowell as, well, dating his twin (which is considerably less likely), but it fuels our fantasies and brings considerable light into our manfree lives.
The sexiest, wittiest, most gorgeous man in history (and also, may I add,...See the full content of this document
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