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MONDAY, AUGUST 17 'Hi, Big Boy - fancy dinner on Saturday?' texted Gordon Ramsay from his Malibu home.
'Love to.' 'Good. I'll book it for 8.30pm. Tana says none of your Britain's Got Talent dancing, though, please. Oh, and don't be late...' TUESDAY, AUGUST 18 Bumped into Alesha Dixon, Arlene Phillips's controversial replacement on Strictly Come Dancing, in my gym this morning, looking quite radiant in her workout gear. 'Ah, Miss Scandal...' 'Oh DON'T!' she exclaimed, blushing. 'I can't believe what's been happening!' 'Relax - it'll all blow over. It's not your fault.' 'I know, I know - it's been a bit of a nightmare, though. The worst thing is that I really love Arlene.' 'Look, all you have to do is turn up on the first day looking hotter than Cheryl Cole in 6in heels and everyone will move on very quickly, trust me.' 'Right - I want to see your legs high in the air,' commanded her personal trainer.See the full content of this document
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Piers Morgan the Insider
'Excellent,' I whispered to mine. 'Time to judge the new judge.' So, for those who take a keen professional interest in these things, here's my verdict on Ms Dixon's workout.
Rear-leg-raised lunge: '7/10. Some fine lunging, revealing particularly well-toned thighs.' Pulsing tricep...See the full content of this document
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