I've Plunged Into a Mire of Perfect Pergolas, and Men Called Jasper [Scot Region]

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ESTATE agents. Spawn of Satan, or hard-working, knowledgeable folk who have been having a hard time of it these past two years? I've just put my farm on the market. Like a woman who has given birth to a giant breach baby, I had forgotten the pain of my last house move, from North London to deepest Somerset.

When I made that move, I swore I'd never do it again. But, finding myself resolutely single, and with a growing menagerie of animals, I now find I need a much smaller house, and a bit more land.

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I've Plunged Into a Mire of Perfect Pergolas, and Men Called Jasper [Scot Region]

And so I have plunged headfirst into the mire that is the property market, where men are called Jasper and the women are blonde and stupid and inevitably work part-time.

Where nothing is e...

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