Rupe Looks Great, but I'd Rather Grow Old Gracefully Over a Long Lunch or Two

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IHAVE not had a facelift, a famous 50-year-old moaned last week. No, it wasn't me, although I have had a number of procedures performed on my tired old corpse. These include collagen, teeth veneers, plastic surgery on my breasts, a week spent at a 'leg school' at a spa atop Capri (the experience was like being an injured racehorse: I spent my time walking round in a pool, my legs swaddled in exercise bandages), and the liberal application of lasers to remove hair, sun spots and strange freckles on my hands.

The 50-year-old who uttered the quote was none other than Rupert Everett, who invited anyone who doubted his unadulterated features to examine him for telltale joins.

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Rupe Looks Great, but I'd Rather Grow Old Gracefully Over a Long Lunch or Two

The worst thing, I find, about being 50 is when you come across a contemporary and realise with shock how ancient they are.

I interviewed Kenneth Branagh while he was still at drama scho...

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