Summary
AWFUL week for men, wasn't it? I mean, some poor guy in Wisconsin is lured to a hotel by one of the three women he is having an affair with. She phones the other two and this 'Don Juan' ends up with his manhood superglued to his stomach. As you do. You know whose fault that was? Harriet Harman's.
Another man allegedly drops his trousers at a bar in Crete. Some Greek girl who has had enough pours sambuca over him and sets him on fire. Well, this is what you are meant to do with sambuca, isn't it? She says it was self-defence and is a local heroine. But why did this happen? Harriet Harman. Or Harriet Harperson, as her detractors call her. Oh my aching sides.See the full content of this document
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Sambuca Girl's Not a Patch On Harriet
Yes, for she has malfunctioned lately, coming out with the most outrageous suggestions. Wife-beating, she thinks, is bad. Can you believe it? She wants a total o...
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