If We Want Sexy Young Things We'll Switch On Hollyoaks, Not the News
Mail on Sunday › September 27, 2009
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ICAN only watch the news if it is being read by someone I find sexually attractive. I like to hear the unemployment figures while imagining what the presenters look like under the desk, or to be told of earthquakes wondering what it would be like to kiss them. I especially like being informed that the report may contain images that some find disturbing by someone I really fancy.
This is normal, isn't it? So obviously most news and current affairs programmes are out of the question for me because some of them have women presenters! And lots of the guys just don't cut it.See the full content of this document
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If We Want Sexy Young Things We'll Switch On Hollyoaks, Not the News
No, I don't really mean that - but how else to explain the logic behind the shortage of older female newsreaders on TV?
The BBC, though struggling to justi...See the full content of this document
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