I'm Just Losing Weight, Not My Perspective ; a Wickedly Funny Take On Modern Ireland [Eire Region]

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At the risk of this going all Bridget Jones-y, I have to tell you how I got on with the weight loss this week. Regular readers may recall I'm back at WeightWatchers. Well, this update is for both of you. (Regular readers may recall that I've used that 'there's only two of you!' gag several times before -- sorry, you pair!)

Eight pounds! That's what I lost. Half of that was due to shedding the heavy boots and woolly pants I wore on the scales the first week. But still! Oh, my delight when the meeting leader said, 'Well, you mean business!'; the joy when she handed me my 'Silver 7' (a shiny '7' sticker for every seven pounds you shed); but oh the mortification when she asked me to share one of my top dieting tips with everyone. It would have been grand if I was expecting it, but I wasn't. No.

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I'm Just Losing Weight, Not My Perspective ; a Wickedly Funny Take On Modern Ireland [Eire Region]

See, I was hungry 'cause obviously I'd no breakfast before weigh- in -- every ounce counts. So, after being weighed I bought some WeightWatchers liquorice sweets, Fruities. Tiny discs the consistency of leather, tasting...

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